Last week after I received my allowance form my parents, I got online and ordered my favorite item in the whole entire world, a bulk supply of potato chips.
Days passed, and my package had not arrived. I kept prying at my mom, “When will my chips come?” I whined.
Weeks later my birthday came around the corner, and at my party I received a very special gift from my parents.
When I ripped the box open, I spotted my potato chips. “When did it arrive?” I asked.
“Last week,” she explained, “We wanted to surprise you for your birthday.”
Last week Billy and Johnny went camping at the family lake, even though they didn’t have a tent to use. Later that same day both went to the store, bought a tent, and headed to camp. When they arrived at the camping area Billy got out of the car, set up the tent, and prepared for dinner. Meanwhile Johnny was grilling hot dogs then an enormous bear came to greet them, but he wasn’t so friendly. When the two boys saw the bear they ran towards the car screaming , although they ran quickly, they were still not making enough progress.
As a mother, all of my children have gone through a long climbing phase, but as they got older their climbing habits have changed. Over the years my kids have loved to climb a large tree in our front yard, even though there are no limbs close to the bottom to climb up to the very top. But one day when I went outside to call the kiddos for lunch, I spotted all of them up in that giant spruce tree. I screamed up the tree, ” How on Earth did you guys get up there?”
In the great beyond of colossal village, lived a family of giants in a cottage.
“Sweetheart, would you like to join me for a cup of tea?” Mae, the wife giant exclaimed.
“No,” Billy explained. “I have work to do!” While walking outside he thought to himself, “I wonder how I’m going to dig this well!”
“My dear husband, have you seen my tea cup?” Mae yelled outside. “My tea is just about ready!”
“No my dear, I haven’t seen it!” Billy replied.
“Oh my goodness! Billy thought. “How am I ever going to dig this out of the ground?”
On a hot summer day my sister and I had a great idea of getting out our water slide. This water slide we had was complete garbage. When I try to go for a powerful slide, I move all of 3 inches. As we were barley slipping and sliding my sister had this great idea to add soap and water to the slide. When we poured these ingredients on the plastic it suddenly worked. When both my sister and I slid together, we were moving very fast when we both slid off the slide into the grass, laughing our heads off.
It was a gracious day for sightseeing at Creek Park, but not for the Berenstone family. This family consisted of David, Martha, and Little Jimmy.
“I wish these darn haughty
kids would stop climbing on me!” David complained.
“Oh honey, stop complaining,” Martha explained. “Be thankful, your son got elegantly moved three feet yesterday!”
“Mamma, actually I moved five feet, but you were close! Jimmy exclaimed.
“That’s all the more reason to be thankful, even if these manageable kids have a frequency of climbing on you.” Martha squealed.
“You’re right Martha, I am thankful! David declared. “Good for you son!”
On Tommy’s way home from school one of his neighbors intercepted his spacious walking path and made him trip into a pile of mud. Tommy had is new red shirt on and now it was ruined, along with his portable clock. Before Tommy walked in the door he was trying to recuperate from his fall. Right as he walked in the door his mother presumed that he was playing in the mud, even though he tripped. Later in the day he ran upstairs and cycled through his chores. He put his shirt in the hamper and then fed his snake.
In the beginning… Alfred was created. He derived from an acid pit just north of Finland. Along with his wife Winfred. When they arose, they traveled 3,895 miles south east to Canada. As they arrived in North America all was calm until they appeared. There was a great commotion all over Canada. There was power in Alfred and Winfred. They were the only thing keeping Canada there. Without them, the country started to crumble under the people’s feet. Alfred and Winfred used this to their advantage, making the whole country bow down to them.
Boy Found Diving in a Puddle
Clark Robertson, 8, was found dead in a puddle this morning. After trying to dive head first into the puddle. Stated by his parents he had just adapted to the rain, but parent, Diana Robertson, found an omission of her son when she was counting her children. Clark told JUST his father, Rob, he was going to stomp in the puddles. So his mother assumed something was wrong. Even though his dad knew exactly where he was. So when she went to go restore her count she found him face first in a puddle.